CHIEF MORALE OFFICER · BASENJI · OFFICE DOG
Meet Willow
Willow keeps the Mailquotes + Ascend Digital team grounded in what matters: curiosity, loyalty, and never missing a walk break. She’s the quiet supervisor who shows up for long coding sessions, late-night campaign launches, and every “we did it” moment.
Office Greeter
Welcomes visitors, vendors, and delivery drivers with intense eye contact and occasional head tilts.
Walk Break Enforcer
Makes sure humans step away from their screens, stretch their legs, and think more clearly between projects.
Quality Control
Monitors snack distribution, crumb patterns, and the overall treat-to-work ratio across the office.